Stop Trying So Hard. Just Be Hot.

TheDateAtlas: Burnout Edition helps you craft a profile that's just ambiguous enough to attract everyone and connect with no one. Maximize matches, minimize meaning.

Metrics-Driven Seduction

Our AI generates the most generic, inoffensive drivel that performs in the top 90th percentile for right-swipes.

Vague Hobbies

"I enjoy 'adventures', 'traveling', and 'good food'." Sound familiar? It works. Don't show personality, show potential.

Ghosting Optimized

Craft a profile so non-committal that no one will be surprised when you inevitably disappear after two days of small talk.

Optimize My Shallowness

An Ode to Apathy

"I got 300 matches in a week. Haven't spoken to a single one. My thumb has never been stronger. 5 stars."

— Chad, 29

"My ex saw my new profile and thought I'd become a bot. The ambiguity is perfect for keeping my options perpetually open."

— Jessica, 26

Your Burning Questions

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