Stop Trying So Hard. Just Be Hot.
TheDateAtlas: Burnout Edition helps you craft a profile that's just ambiguous enough to attract everyone and connect with no one. Maximize matches, minimize meaning.
Metrics-Driven Seduction
Our AI generates the most generic, inoffensive drivel that performs in the top 90th percentile for right-swipes.
Vague Hobbies
"I enjoy 'adventures', 'traveling', and 'good food'." Sound familiar? It works. Don't show personality, show potential.
Ghosting Optimized
Craft a profile so non-committal that no one will be surprised when you inevitably disappear after two days of small talk.
An Ode to Apathy
"I got 300 matches in a week. Haven't spoken to a single one. My thumb has never been stronger. 5 stars."
"My ex saw my new profile and thought I'd become a bot. The ambiguity is perfect for keeping my options perpetually open."